I always see these ads on Facebook trying to get me to "cartoonize" myself. But I already know what cartoon I look like: Zorak. I've known for awhile, and it's never really bothered me. But I'm getting sick and tired of toiling in obscurity while Zorak's getting rich by copying my scrawniness, bad posture, weird looking face, and general disdain.
Color me green and I'm indistinguishable from a giant locust. Think I've got a lawsuit?
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